The Doctor is in

Hello: We need to talk about the Friendzone

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 13:08:53 -0800

Hello: We need to talk about the Friendzone:

How is this even a thing? I’m a dude. I get it. Girls can be scary. They look just like humans, but they make Weird Things happen in your pants-area. It must be magic. They are the Gargamels to your dick’s whatever-Smurf-your-dick-is.

(Sidenote: the makers of The Smurfs meant for each Smurf to…

takecaretho: Follow for more like THIS ^^ HERE!#$%^*♥❤

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 14:03:09 -0700

takecaretho:

Follow for more like THIS ^^ HERE!#$%^*♥❤

thedailyfeed: This Memorial Day, we took a look back at how the...

Mon, 28 May 2012 18:51:47 -0700

thedailyfeed:

This Memorial Day, we took a look back at how the U.S. soldier has evolved over the years. Did you know camouflage wasn’t introduced until the end of World War II?

l3ex-mi11er: So fluffy!

Mon, 21 May 2012 11:18:06 -0700

l3ex-mi11er:

So fluffy!

l3ex-mi11er: Kitties!

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:51:10 -0700

l3ex-mi11er:

Kitties!

(❛ᴗ❛人)

Mon, 14 May 2012 05:41:53 -0700

(❛ᴗ❛人)

Insanity isn't doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result

Mon, 14 May 2012 05:29:33 -0700

That is being stupid. Insanity is thinking that you’re the one who can do all that and it works out. Because YOU are he one who is always handing out that sort of advice, you know the stuff you can never follow? You are the one who is always telling someone to do one thing while you go off and do he exact opposite.

That is insanity. Being that guy (and yes you are THAT guy, no one likes you) who thinks he or she is above the advice they give and go off and be morons just because they were smart enough for a moment to tell someone to not be stupid.

From the Mighty Stephen Fry

Sat, 12 May 2012 02:05:35 -0700

‘It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that”, as if that gives them certain rights. It’s no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. “I’m offended by that.” Well, so fucking what?’

As one of those “nice guys” I couldn’t agree...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 21:50:01 -0700

As one of those “nice guys” I couldn’t agree more

the-unpopular-opinions:

Send your disagreements or agreements to http://confused90saddict.tumblr.com/

Just had sex

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:50:05 -0800

cannot move. need food. someone, anyone, bring jack in the box to 55 chumasero drive apartment 6L! I will love you forever if you do!

Ultimate bacon cheeseburger plain with curly fries and a root beer! STAT

Soooooo I have a girlfriend nao

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:38:27 -0800

So that happened =P

haha it has been happening for a while, but hey now it’s FACEBOOK OFFICIAL SO NOW IT MATTERS!!!

also if you believe that, I have the golden gate to sell you

who says sarcasm is cheap humor =P

Moved in to San Francisco

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 11:34:02 -0800

free at last, free at last, thank the science that has disproven the god delusion I am free at last XD

anyway, come hang out with me, we shall chill and explore this city, and gorge ourselves upon delicious food

You would make me a very happy girl.

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:59:02 -0800

I will see what I can do once I am back from socal

Working Out

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 20:59:17 -0800

consistently for the first time in a while. I love this feeling, slowly watching my body change into something better =)

Humanity Is Overrated

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:35:19 -0800

The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back and all turns to...

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:56:00 -0800

The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it. White shores…and beyond that a far green country, under a swift sunrise

laurabearsaysgr: brendamazing: lovearoundvolcanoes: squidkitt...

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 14:22:14 -0700

laurabearsaysgr:

brendamazing:

lovearoundvolcanoes:

squidkitten:

theslender-man:

corgi + husky

corgski

oh

my

god

this is EVERYTHING I want in a dog, jesus FUCK

COME TO ME MY FUCKING PRECIOUS BBY LET ME LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

wantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwant

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S SO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow I actually have followers outside of my friends

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:15:04 -0700

I am gonna have to actually start using this now XP

Old Indian Saying

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:20:44 -0700

Follow the cigar smoke, find the fat men there

The Historical Re-enactor's Creed

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 02:11:00 -0700

We are the people to whom the past is forever speaking.
We listen to it because we cannot help ourselves,
for the past speaks to us with many voices.

Far out of that dark nowhere, which is the time before we were born,
men and women who were flesh of our flesh and bone of our bone,
went through fire and storm to break a path to the future.

We are part of the future they died for. They are a part of the past that brought the future. What they did, the lives they endured, the sacrifices they made, the stories they told, and the songs they sung, and finally, the deaths they died, make up a part of our own experience.
We cannot cut ourselves off from it.

It is as real to us as something that happened yesterday..
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