How is this even a thing? I’m a dude. I get it. Girls can be scary. They look just like humans, but they make Weird Things happen in your pants-area. It must be magic. They are the Gargamels to your dick’s whatever-Smurf-your-dick-is.
(Sidenote: the makers of The Smurfs meant for each Smurf to…
This Memorial Day, we took a look back at how the U.S. soldier has evolved over the years. Did you know camouflage wasn’t introduced until the end of World War II?
Insanity isn’t doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result
That is being stupid. Insanity is thinking that you’re the one who can do all that and it works out. Because YOU are he one who is always handing out that sort of advice, you know the stuff you can never follow? You are the one who is always telling someone to do one thing while you go off and do he exact opposite.
That is insanity. Being that guy (and yes you are THAT guy, no one likes you) who thinks he or she is above the advice they give and go off and be morons just because they were smart enough for a moment to tell someone to not be stupid.
From the Mighty Stephen Fry
‘It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that”, as if that gives them certain rights. It’s no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. “I’m offended by that.” Well, so fucking what?’
Just had sex
cannot move. need food. someone, anyone, bring jack in the box to 55 chumasero drive apartment 6L! I will love you forever if you do!
Ultimate bacon cheeseburger plain with curly fries and a root beer! STAT